Very funny dating jokes

29-Aug-2018 04:55

A Good Boyfriend : Knows you, trusts you, loves you, respects you, honors you, supports you, wants you, and appreciates you.

A butcher goes on a first date and says 'It was nice meating you' Every time I have to carry my groceries up the stairs, I wish I had a boyfriend. Boyfriend: Dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend? Boyfriend: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful..

What good lines do you always go to when you spot a hottie across the bar?

This list of pick up line jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture might help you add an icebreaker or two to your rotation.

Me: Buy me backstage passes to his concert and we both will.

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